Fast Food Folk Song (at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru)

July 182009

Next time you’re at Taco Bell, think of us. If you win some cash, you can help Rhett pay me (Link) back. No purchase necessary. Subject to official rules at http://BajaBlast.com Game ends 5/18/09.

For those of you who’ve asked: Yes, the guy’s reaction is totally authentic. He had no idea we were coming, and he really got the order right (almost right). We couldn’t believe it either, so we understand the questions….

LYRICS:
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita,
and two taco salads for our senoritas.
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this?

And you know that nothing beats a
hmmm, mmmm…Mexican Pizza…
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.
And I admit, Iʼve always felt,
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt.
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me…
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and thatʼs it.

No! Iʼm not done…Iʼll also take a…

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild.
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
for a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it.
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest–it was a loan.
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side.
And thatʼs it.

Duration : 0:3:0


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25 Responses

  1. anydamnthingdoodly Says:

    this is way better …
    this is way better than the rap fo sho

  2. Brucey6666 Says:

    HAHAHAHA YOU ARE …
    HAHAHAHA YOU ARE THE BEST

  3. kikobling Says:

    BOBOSO’S LOL
    BOBOSO’S LOL

  4. scoobster87 Says:

    all of that was …
    all of that was only $42.65

  5. madollie100 Says:

    lol this looks fun
    lol this looks fun

  6. Mizabella1234 Says:

    Did you guys buy …
    Did you guys buy the food or did you drive away? I really wanna do sumthing like this lol……psml

  7. DaVballPlayer Says:

    the song is kinda …
    the song is kinda catchy :)

  8. RunningTheStreetsPK Says:

    your a en dick …
    your a en dick you know that.

  9. RIOT227 Says:

    ASS HOLE
    HOLE

  10. MaplestoryMad Says:

    did you guys …
    did you guys actually buy it? lol

  11. TheDemonfairy Says:

    luvin it
    luvin it

  12. d0novn Says:

    hahaha
    hahaha

  13. murlac Says:

    LOL to the max
    LOL to the max

  14. boofy150 Says:

    i did something …
    i did something like that except me and my friends ordered everything on the menu waited for them to make the food then drove away

  15. djvampya Says:

    you couldn do this …
    you couldn do this in england they would call the cops i know i tried it lol

  16. mikey16piet Says:

    Lol. That was …
    Lol. That was awesome. Best drive through folk song I have ever seen. 5/5

  17. maxlerrow5 Says:

    This is amazing xD
    This is amazing xD

  18. N2DINO Says:

    although hilarious, …
    although hilarious, i would be so ed if i got stuck behind this guy in the drive through line lol

  19. theotisoz Says:

    that was amazing!
    that was amazing!

  20. hageet240 Says:

    wow that guy needs …
    wow that guy needs a raise lmao

  21. DOGMATHX Says:

    You guys are …
    You guys are amazing and the Taco Bell guys was amazing! Proves that incredible things happen when you just try… God bless you!

  22. roboto999 Says:

    the people behind …
    the people behind those guys must have been so angry and confused.

  23. Afro3200 Says:

    awesome xD
    awesome xD

  24. MichaelJTitera Says:

    Awesome!
    Awesome!

  25. GeneralMillss Says:

    That employee is …
    That employee is the king of the drive thru. He even got the rhymes!

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